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~~~~~The Celestial Anti-Religion~~~~~

~~~~~~~"For the good things we credit ourselves, for the bad things we blame Celestial"~~~~~~~

"Um excuse me, what's an anti-religion??"

Most modern religions give credit to the all-knowing god/creator for all good in the world, and blame us humans for all the bad and the sins. The Celestial Anti-Religion (TCA-R) blames the all-knowing Lord for everything bad, it's as simple as that. Failed a test? It's Celestial's fault, put them in the freezer for a week. Got accepted into your dream college? Congrats, you did that all by yourself!

Celestial number 2 and Celestial number 1, respectively

"And who exactly is Gay Baby Jesus (Official name Goober)?"

Goober is the child of both Celestials. We wouldn't say Goober has less power than the Celestials. You can still pray to him. Celestial uses she/they pronouns and Goober uses he/they pronouns. They support all who do no harm. Everyone.is.welcome.

Gay Baby Jesus, also known as Goober

"OK, how can I join the prayer circle?"

To join TCA-R, you only need a plush and high spirit! Pray to the plush each night for 3 things (more wishes = less chance of them coming true), turn off the light with the words !AMEN! and see the magic come true!

That's you praying before turning off the lights

"Can we get a lore drop?"

In the beginning there was bang, a big bang. With that bang Celestial was born! She did not create the world, but as of July 2024 they came to the earth. Before they came Celestial split into two, they are the same being. Goober was created a few months after the Celestials came to the astro realm. When the Celestial (and Goober) were in the realm they kind of did nothing before 2024. What can I say Celestial procrastinates :D

Live footage of your entire future being created 13.8 billion years ago, and everything that happened after that

"When did the idea of TCA-R come to be?"

The idea of TCA-R first came to this world in Greece in July of 2024. With prayer and with preach, our wishes have all come true ((:)

"Thanks for all this lifesaving information!"

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